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i am REALLY into old destinys child right now. or maybe just sassy beyonce because i kinda maybe loved obsessed.
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| so i just got back from new york |
[18 Apr 2009|04:43pm] |
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and i moved back home after being at jeffs for almost 6 months. and im studying just to study. and reading because i remembered that i love to. and im happy. im making progress and im happy!
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[01 Apr 2009|05:26pm] |
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i have such a low tolerance for trashy and immoral behavior. its vile and has an immediate effect on my stomach. im so angry all the time at everybody i know for being so dumb and creating their own issues. im self-righteous but i dont give a shit. as i said to pat earlier. you know I-I-I do the right thing even when it's difficult and boring to. so you should too. LADIES OUT THERE JUST NEED TO PRIORITIZE WHAT THEY WANT MORE EFFECTIVELY AND RESPECT THEMSELVES. i know it's hard sometimes, you guys, but seriously, it'll pan out better in the end.keep them legs shut. i sound so sassy.
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| i made up some jokes |
[21 Mar 2009|04:44pm] |
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q: why do pot heads like mongolian bbq?
a: because it's all you can eat and you pack your own bowl!
q: what kind of language to butts talk?
a: shit talk!
ha ha ha ha, right?
also, jeff accidentally said white t-shirt contest instead of wet t-shirt contest and i'm thinking of pitching that idea as a promotional gimmick to clorox.
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| another life update |
[30 Jan 2009|08:55am] |
this week jeff and i celebrated (by means of eating too much) our nine month anniversary, filed for divorce, and now we are packing up for san francisco to go see zach galifianakis. heyyyyy
i also re-downloaded this one tullycraft cd and im out of my mind chipper. cooool stuff! this is also my new favorite lolcats:
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[19 Jan 2009|01:59pm] |
so i havent posted in over a month. in that time i saw stella, went to liverpool again, edinburgh, scotland for the first time, and got stuck in charles de gaulle for two days alone and penniless with my younger sister. so not entirely alone. but pretty much. i also just got back from a spontaneous trip to santa barbara with jeff and realized that the sfsketch fest already began and that im an idiot because everything i wanted to see is sold out. except! zach galifinakis, which i have every intention of attending. also, for some reason i am still jet lagged (one word?) i keep passing out before ten pm, sometimes at 6, and waking up between 5 and 8, unable to fall back asleep. i think the problem with my lj is now whenever i write in it im unsure about why im writing in it and who im addressing, i think when i first started out with this thing my "friends" were actually my FRIENDS as in we hung out. well, im too lazy to go down that road. and YALL ARE STILL MY FRIENDS. we just dont hang out. BUT MAYBE WE SHOULD
anyway.
laaaaaaater you guyssss
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[11 Dec 2008|11:03pm] |
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im so sick of knowing so much about celebrities. its really annoying having all of their business shoved in my face, who paris hilton was seen with this week, lindsay lohan break up rumors, whos too skinny, who has a baby bump. its fucking EVERYWHERE and i wish my not giving a shit meanti could have the sweet peace of ignorance but it doesnt make a difference. i dont want to know, i want my knowledge of people's business to be reserved for myself and my friends who trustingly chose to involve me in their lives. im actually pretty angry. this interest in celebrities is out of hand and needs to calm down. i really want it OUT of my head
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| i got beef with bank of america |
[10 Dec 2008|11:39am] |
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Welcome to an online chat session at Bank of America. Please hold while we connect you to the next available Bank of America Online Banking Specialist. Your chat may be monitored and recorded for quality purposes. Your current wait time is approximately 0 minutes. You are currently 1 in queue. Thank you for your patience.
Thank you for choosing Bank of America. You are now being connected to a Bank of America Online Banking Specialist.
Caleb: Hello! My name is Caleb. Thank you for being a valued Bank of America customer.
Caleb: How may I assist you today?
You: hi, about a month ago i wanted to cancel my keep the change account but i was told that if i did i would lose the 50 dollars i had earned to be matched to be received in december, and now that its december i see ive received 16 dollars and wanted to know about teh remaining amount
Caleb: I understand your concern regarding the keep the change.
Caleb: But no need to worry about.
Caleb: Let me see what I can do to assist you.
Caleb: To begin, may I please have your full name?
You: linda centeno
Caleb: Thank you, Linda.
Caleb: Linda, Could you please provide with the last four digits of the account number.
You: checking or savings?
Caleb: Any one.
You: checking-7660
Caleb: Thank you very much for the information.
Caleb: Please give me a moment while I access information for you.
Caleb: One moment more please.
Caleb: My system is unusually taking more time to pull your account information.
You: ok
You: no problem
Caleb: Linda, I see that there is a total of $ 51.43 in your account for KTC.
You: thats my checking
You: in my ktc there was a deposit of 16 something and i jsut put that into my checking
Caleb: Yes, its $16.85
You: right, so you dont mean there was a deposit of 51.43
Caleb: No,
You: whats the 51.43 then, i think thats the amount i was told would be matched into my ktc this month
Caleb: One moment please.
Caleb: I appreciate your patience.
Caleb: I see that your KTC is enrolled on 12/03/07.
You: yes
Caleb: The maturity is on 12/03/08.
You: okay, so why didnt i receive 50 instead of 16.85
Caleb: $16.85 is the promotional amount for the total year,
Caleb: $51.43 the total deposit during this duration.
You: okay, i was told i would be getting about 50 in december. so i want to know why that was told me to me and if and when ill be getting that amount
Caleb: Linda, please note that your account is credited with $16.85 on 12/03/08.
Caleb: Its not $16.00
Caleb: Rather than $16.85.
You: i said "okay, so why didnt i receive 50 instead of 16.85"
You: so i did acknowledge it was 16.85
You: im not disputing that 85 ents
You: cents*
You: im saying, when i tried to cancel my accoutn i was told i would not receive 50 something dollars in december, but if i stayed on i would
You: and now its december and thats not happening, and thats what im disputin
You: disputing*
Caleb: Thank you for your patience, I will be right with you.
Caleb: Please note that the $51.43 is the total deposits during this session, it is already credited to your savings account.
You: what does that mean, i dont see any deposit of that amount
You: not even in installments
You: im asking a very simple question of when do i get that full amount
Caleb: Its only an information in total.
Caleb: This amount is credited to your account in fractions when ever yo are doing a transaction.
You: right, youre not doing a good job of explaining that
You: youre saying ill receive that amount in installments
You: your saying im not gonna get it this month?
You: why was i told that whatever savings i would ahve would be matched and that amount would be 51.43 in december
You: and why is that no longer true
Caleb: Please note that your savings account ending in 7689 has many credit amount of$0.86, $0.68, $0.69, $0.75, $0.53 etc are the amount of KTC that credited to your account.
You: arent those all from my checkings
You: doesnt it take money out of my checking and put those into my savings
You: that doesnt count towards a mathced bank amount
You: i was told the money would come from the bank
You: not my checkings
You: otherwise whats the point of having my money moved around i can do that myself
Caleb: These amounts are total of $50.00
You: YES BUT THOSE ARE FROM MY CHECKING
You: the 16.85 isn't
Caleb: Please note that $51.43 is the total enrollment to date.
You: please note that i understand that, and you saying the same thing five times doesnt result in understanding
Caleb: The $16.85 is the annual Keep the change match.
You: OKAY
You: i was told
You: that my annual match would be somewhere around fifty dollars
Caleb: Could you please be more specific who told you this.
Caleb: Could you please be more specific who told you this?
You: i called the cutomer service number to dispute a insufficient funs fee caused by ktc taking money out of my checkings and wanted to cancel ktc to avoid that happening again
You: and they recommended that i not do that in order to get that 51.43 this month
You: and now YOURE saying this isnt so
Last text message receivedCaleb: Linda, I understand your concern, but you are given wrong information, what ever money you have to credited to your account is $16.85,
You: alright well fuck you CALEB you could of saved me twenty minutes by saying that to begin with
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[30 Nov 2008|09:44pm] |
i lost my fucking phone goddamnit
theres a small chance its somewhere in brens room but ill probably never know.
sigh.
so does anyone have a t-mobile compatible phone they dont use, cuz that way i wouldnt have to buy a new one? right?!
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[10 Nov 2008|10:13pm] |
i jokingly typed meow.com and am now hooked
i really want this
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[26 Oct 2008|07:51pm] |
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im hee haw hilarious only not really. anyway i wanted to be peg bundy and i had a whole bunch of other good ideas but just like every year it ends up being a few days before halloween and i havent even made an effort to get what i need for my costume. out of laziness i will probably end up digging up my old, many times recycled, halloween costume from freshman year and just wear that. oh, laziness.
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| it began with me saying, pedro the lion more like pedro the WALRUS heh heh heh |
[26 Oct 2008|07:28pm] |
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walrus power walrus stevens walrushead death from walrus guided by walrus walrus police club godspeed you black walrus walrus in the sky explosions in the walrus the walrusflowers walrus eyes bright walrus yo la walrus the get up walruses alkaline walruses the magnetic walruses walrusslaves rage against the walrus walrus against the machine walrus to spill walrus parade walrus social scene broken walrus scene andrew walrus k walrus lips walrus milk hotel neutral walrus hotel smashing walruses del the funky walrus the walrus stripes they might be walruses
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| so THE most ridiculous thing in my lfie happened yesterday |
[22 Oct 2008|08:05pm] |
and since the bar for ridiculous things in my life is set pretty high, this is saying a lot.
i was initially embarrassed but the few times that i told the story all included me laughing so im willing to adopt a comical viewpoint. here we go:
so i spent the night at jeff's house and even though his parents are okay with me sleeping over i still try to avoid morning interaction because i think it is awkward. so i spend the night and in the morning i wake up and try to go to the bathroom but someone is in there and i reeeeeeeeally have to go. so i wait ten minutes and it is still occupied. i am DYING. i notice a large cup on jeffs bedside table and im like, alright. i could get away with this. and so while jeff is asleep i am squatting like a foot away from him and peeing in this cup and feeling like a TOTAL creep but also relieving my poor bladder and feeling great about it. yarp. then yada yada time passes and were both awake and im like yeah i peed in that cup WHATEVER and then when we start to leave for school i figure i should go dump it down the toilet, so i go to do that and i have my bag in my hand and when i lean over the toilet to try and dispose of my urine, i dont know HOW this happened, but the worst thing that could possibly happen at that moment did, i slipped and the cup WENT FLYING UP AND DOWNED ME AND HIS BATHROOM IN MY URINE. it got on my face, it got on my arms, it got on my shirt, bag and all over his bathroom rugs. as it was happening and in the seconds that followed i was like OH MY GOD did this really happen did i really just spill a cup of urine all over myself
so i scrubbed my face and arms with antibacterial soap and picked up his bathroom rugs to go put them in the washer and i was walking out of the bathroom with a heap of wet bathroom rugs and he gave me this weird look but i continued on my way, and finally i had to explain myself and when i did he was like i THOUGHT that might have happened but i was like, no thats too ridiculous that doesnt happen in real life.
but it did, you guys. on my face.
additionally, since i am here and embarrassing myself already, and im going to point out upfront how unreal this sounds for all of this to happen in 24 hours, but i ate lbjs today and it upset my stomach and i ended up needing to vomit, and when i was vommitting my vomit plopped into the water so heavily that vomit water jumped up from the toilet and back into my mouth. i am a disgrace to all humanity and quite possibly the most digsuting person alive.
on the other hand, it makes for conversation material.
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[21 Oct 2008|05:27pm] |
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we should go to knotts scary farm the 27th
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[21 Oct 2008|05:25pm] |
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i am always tired, and as a result, always slow and lazy and bummed out about my lack of progress and achievement
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[06 Oct 2008|03:58pm] |
so apparently saturday night i got really drunk and i kept pretending to throw up on jeff by making vomitting sounds and when he tried to push me off and i got really offended and was like, why would you push me off if i was really throwing up on you?
i am SO funny sometimes.
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